hell gorl.

skidaddle get the fuck outta her ski-fuckin’ daddle

dejlah:

liberalsarecool:

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Please spread the word that enrollment for health care ends Dec 15. #obamacare

This can’t be reblogged too much. Even if you’re young and healthy, you still need health insurance. I was hit by a car at 25, and I didn’t have health insurance because I was unemployed. I still deal with aftereffects from having not been able to afford physical therapy, and I’m 62. Get insured.

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misscokebottleglasses:

angel-baez:

polarizeglow:

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

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biglawbear:

neganlesbian:

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

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gen-zee:

eccentric-nae:

gen-zee:

curiosityisfatal:

gen-zee:

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

why fear it when you can embrace it

We actually have…an updated version. You know how the idioms we have are said but never finished because it’s assumed that as long as the person you’re talking to speaks the same language they’ll understand the rest?

Ie. Jack of all trades master of none->better than a master of one

Great minds think alike->but fools rarely differ

Over time the second half gets lost because it’s been passed down orally so some idioms meanings have been warped but that’s a different conversation (ie. “Blood is thicker than water” is actually “the blood of the convent is thicker than the water of the womb”)

Vine are like that for us. You only need say the first half and every person under 30 knows the second half, no context needed. It’s cool as shit how the internet has done that for us. Vine sayings have become idioms in a sense…

road work ahead??

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the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

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EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

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CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

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NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

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